Daisy of Love Reunion

London is packing and talking some shit about how grateful he is to be going to Maui and how he’s got a free ride for the next few days or some shit. Meanwhile, 12 Pack and Flex did Schwartzenegger voices at each other and professed their homosexual love for each other, or something, and Daisy fell on her ass and screamed Maui like, a million times. Then…

In case you weren’t previously aware, Flex and 12 Pack not only are in love with each other more than Daisy, but they also reverted to high school age, and decide to haze London by “breaking in” his bed. Because you know, London already isn’t a ~tortured soul~ and the ~freak~, he needs meatheads picking on him. How many stereotypes can we fit into this show, VH1?

Riki comes to visit them and is, like anyone watching this show, apalled at the sight of the room. He delivers letters Daisy wrote the boys. Basically, 12 Pack is concieted and Flex has an anger problem. London can’t read (shocked.), and I’m pretty sure i screamed at the TV “ta…ta…TODAY JUNIOR!”.

Then, it was time for……paddleboarding hijinks! There was falling, laughing, “drowning” (I saw you fake drowning girl!).

Dinner! Aww, poor London, he’s used to cold pizza on a dirty couch. Let’s all feel bad for London, he can’t have nice things. Daisy has a pre dinner hula workout, then it’s down to serious business. Hmm….someone’s gonna cry or storm off.

Since this is now London of Love, he waxes poetic about how keeping his guard up and not being able to get close to people, and making shitty decisions. Flex, who is a mind reader of the viewer, points out what a generic ass answer it is, and how he’s 30 years old living in Brooklyn with an unsigned band. And he can’t read. Dave/12 Pack is called out for not showing feelings, and can’t say why he love Daisy. Because he’s also “loved” New York, Heather, Heat, and probably a producer or two.

The dinner was totally informative, and by that, Daisy means completely confusing, and she has to send someone home. This is sending her little walnut for a spin, but I’m fairly certain Daisy will just wait until Riki says something, and then “listen to her heart”.

All the boys are piled into a limo and driven to the airport, which Dave/12 Pack refers to as “heading to the gas chamber”. Smooth, because Daisy of Love is JUST like the Holocaust!

Daisy holds elimination at the airport, where nobody can hear shit. London and Flex get to stay, and 12 Pack is left at the airport, crying like a bitch. Because that’s what he is. A bitch.

At this point, I can’t say anything snarky about Flex at this point, dear reader. He seriously seems sincere. Plus all he and Daisy did was eat and makeout. London on the other hand….

Poor baby didn’t sleep all night because he was distressed Flex slept over with Daisy. On his date, they go horseback riding, and of course, Daisy asks where the gas pedal is. I think she found it because her horse pooped the whole date. London plays Daisy his song of commitment back at the hotel, and Daisy, like the rest of us, doesn’t believe his shit. He is, as Sinister dubbed him, Local Band Douchebag. He leaves Daisy’s room while she’s in tears, and acts like he’s the man.

We did however, solve a mystery! When Axl Rose sold his soul, he also gave up his voice, and I think I just found it in dear London. :phew: at least someone gets some resolvement around here!

Speaking of resolvement, Riki shows up! He tells her London is the safe choice, the kind of guy she always goes for. He says if she’s in Hawaii, with London, and feels sad, how is it going to be in the future? I say duh.

Taken from: LiveJournal

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